Sex in the office? Why me?

I just came in from the ladies and am still very shaken. I cant tell anyone here (in office) what i just experienced so i guess i can hide back here and tell you guys (doesnt being an annonymous blogger just rock?)

I had told you guys sometime ago about a guy in my office whose hard on (in his trousers) i spotted. This guy has an ex as well as a current in the office. See story here if you didnt read that post.       

The battle for the guy's attention has intesified between in 2 girls in recent times and its such a funny plot to watch. Killer office cloths, breakfast from left and right, etc. The mumu guy sef just dey there dey act confused. Beats me when guys dont know excatly what he wants.

Well, we have 4 restrooms in the office - one for the MD and 3 for regular staff. there is one of the three which is very popular cos it is really spacious with a real wide mirror and hand dryer so people always prefer to use that one. I went to use the restroom and that popular one was in use so i decided to manage one of the others. I spend a lot of time in the restroom usually cos i do a lot of stuff like picking my facial pimples, making faces at the mirror, reciting nursery rhymes etc. Anything to keep me away from my desk for a while. I must have been there 10-15mins (thats probably why they  felt i was gone) when i started hearing sounds from the next restroom. I could distinctly make out the voice of my hard-on-in-office colleague. The sounds were definetely sex. I couldnt figure out who he was with until the person's fone rang. The ring tone is Kas's 'I gat too much swagger' song. It was the guys 'ex' girl's fone!!! So except someone else went into that toilet with someone else's fone then i have just caught sounds of a guy having sex with his ex in the office where his current girlfriend works!

I have been feeling very funny since then cos 1) i dont like hearing people have sex 2) the current babe is my friend and i dont know if to say anything or not

What could have made them do it in the office??? Couldnt they have waited till after work??? Why do i have to be the one in the other toilet at that time???

Gat to figure out how to maintain a straight face whenever i bump into both of them

I think i have to keep my mouth shut to the current girl make e no come be me scatter them. I no get power.

I dont just like this

Wish me luck!

I think i'm in love!!! I met this really cool guy in the bus sometime ago. he was so sauve, cool and a very intelligent conversationist. Cant remember how we got talking sha, but we talked and talked and talked. For the 1hr plus we spent in traffic, we didnt shut up once. In fact, i wished the traffic would extend sef! Anyway, turned out we were alighting at the same bustop. He waited for me to pick a bike while we exchanged phone numbers. We have been talking since them, hanging out and stuff. I really like the guy. 2 weeks ago, i had just dropped from the bus at Eko hotel round about when i saw someone that looked like him. I stopped to check. Lo and behold, it was him with a girl. Na so i stand for roundabout, dey look dem two. He stood with the girl for like 10minutes in front of a place that seemed to be the girl's office, after which they hugged and he started walking towards me. Just before they parted, i had dialled his number asking him where he was. Thankfully, he didnt lie, he said he was at the roundabout so i told him i was close and would wait for him. That probably cut short their meeting (at 7.30am!) Cut long story short, he says the girl is a friend. (i secretly scrolled his phone and saw a text from him to the girl asking her where exactly her office was so he could wait for her. The text was on the morning i met them meaning he also got to know the girl recently) I cant help but ask if the guy's stock in trade is meeting girls in the bus. October 1st public holiday, i had told myself i wouldnt give the guy a breather to think of hooking up with her. She called and called and called. I just pack face for the guy house till night. I have found out she stays far off and i was sure she wouldnt be able to come that night before i left. I like this guy and i would save him from himself!!! (yeah yeah)

Wish me luck!