Ol boy! No be small thing oo. God just brought me out from a ditch i would have fallen into in the office. For those who dont know, 'gbese' means debt (not the kind that you willingly undertook though). If you hit/scratch someone's car and you are wrong, then u have chopped gbese, if you pick that lovely top ur colleague is selling thinking its the usual 2k-3k top and after wearing it and getting loads of compliments, u realize that top was actually 10k, u have chopped correct gbese, if you use the worng cost on a suppliers purchase order and there is an over payment done to the guy then u have eaten correct, authentic gbese! Get the drift?
Well the last happened to me yesterday. I over payed a supplier by 88 thousand naira!!!! My boss called me and asked what happened. I was so sure there was a mistake somewhere cos i couldnt believe i would make such errors. I checked and there! I commited the blunder. I called the oga and he calmly told me to go and settle with finance. Well, in my organization, that means ' go and tell finace in how many installments you will pay the amount back and which months they should start debiting your salary account'. For this xmas???? Mehn, i couldnt sleep last night.
This morning, i went to the boss and as meekly as i could muster, asked him what he asked me to do when i get to finance (like i didnt know already) As Almighty God, Oluwa, Chukwu, Oghene, My FATHER will have it, my boss asked me to go that he will sort it out!!!! I couldnt believe my ears! Is that how much God loves me?????
Someone has been made to pay 300+K for a mistake like this. The guy's salary was deducted for so long that he forgot how much he was actually meant to be collecting as salary.
Abeg make una join me shake ikebe unto the Lord. I am so thankful.
Hope y'all are gearing up for the hoilidays. I cant wait.
P/S: Bumped into our 'vexing bus driver' (from the last post) and he was with this really pretty chick who was clinging to him like he will evaporate if she didnt. Guess he has moved on to someone who will be his girl without being actually 'toasted' or 'wooed'. As if carrying me in a big motor is the be-all. mschewwwww
Tuesday 13 December 2011
Friday 2 December 2011
Free 'Bus driver' don vex!
Im dey stay for the compound next to my own.
We dey greet once in a while.
I dey my own jeje ooo.
Na im come meet me, ask me where i dey work.
I tell am.
Im ask me how i dey take manage go work eveymorning.
I tell am say na bus na (i no get motor, person come dey ask me stupid question)
Na im im offer to dey carry me. Say make i dey call am if i wan comot.
Na so i bin dey get free ride go work inside this fine murano SUV.
Nobody talk anything wey resemble 'toasting' oo.
Yesterday, bros call me say make we hang out.
I tell am say i dey tired, say i wan go sleep.
Na im bros para, dey 'voke, say im dey tell me wetin im want make we do, me i dey talk another thing.
I no get power so i off fone. Bros show for my door. Say 'we have to talk'!
See me wahala oo. Im think say im be my bobo? Sake of say im dey drop me for office?
Abegi, make im park well joor.
I tell am say, make we leave the talk to another time say i wan sleep.
Na im bros talk wetin wan make me laff 'I cant have a girlfriend and only see her in the morning when i am talking her to work'!!!!!! 'GIRLFRIEND' KE!
Well, i swallow the laff, come tell am say i no be im girlfriend say i bin dey think say na the 2 people involved go decide to girlfriend/boyfriend each other
The guy vex, comot.
This morning, i call am to drop me (as we bin dey do since na)
Bros no pick im fone. When im pick am, im tell me say im dey busy.
Shio! Na so?
No wahala. I go fly my bike go bustop go enter my bus as usual.
Yeye man!
Really, why do guys feel that you can be their girlfriend when they want you to be? WHy do they take women for granted? Why cant they do favours for women - no strings attached? Why do they always feel the need to get us to 'thank' them by being their babes whenever they do us favours?
Yeye!!!
We dey greet once in a while.
I dey my own jeje ooo.
Na im come meet me, ask me where i dey work.
I tell am.
Im ask me how i dey take manage go work eveymorning.
I tell am say na bus na (i no get motor, person come dey ask me stupid question)
Na im im offer to dey carry me. Say make i dey call am if i wan comot.
Na so i bin dey get free ride go work inside this fine murano SUV.
Nobody talk anything wey resemble 'toasting' oo.
Yesterday, bros call me say make we hang out.
I tell am say i dey tired, say i wan go sleep.
Na im bros para, dey 'voke, say im dey tell me wetin im want make we do, me i dey talk another thing.
I no get power so i off fone. Bros show for my door. Say 'we have to talk'!
See me wahala oo. Im think say im be my bobo? Sake of say im dey drop me for office?
Abegi, make im park well joor.
I tell am say, make we leave the talk to another time say i wan sleep.
Na im bros talk wetin wan make me laff 'I cant have a girlfriend and only see her in the morning when i am talking her to work'!!!!!! 'GIRLFRIEND' KE!
Well, i swallow the laff, come tell am say i no be im girlfriend say i bin dey think say na the 2 people involved go decide to girlfriend/boyfriend each other
The guy vex, comot.
This morning, i call am to drop me (as we bin dey do since na)
Bros no pick im fone. When im pick am, im tell me say im dey busy.
Shio! Na so?
No wahala. I go fly my bike go bustop go enter my bus as usual.
Yeye man!
Really, why do guys feel that you can be their girlfriend when they want you to be? WHy do they take women for granted? Why cant they do favours for women - no strings attached? Why do they always feel the need to get us to 'thank' them by being their babes whenever they do us favours?
Yeye!!!
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