Friday 30 September 2011

Why am acting like a kid?

Yes! what is even wrong with me? Should i be feeling this way. The last time i felt this way, i was like 8!

Ok, what am i talking about? I have a female colleague who is a very good and close friend (dont get it twisted, i am as staright as an arrow!).  we talk about everything and anything, laugh and have each others backs in the office. well that was until very recently. A new person joined the company and is stealing my friend from me! *tears rolling down cheeks*. yes, my friend is drifting away. She spends more time with this new girl just cos they have a mutual friend from secondary school. Now i have to struggle to gist with my friend cos they are always talking, going to buy lunch and even eating the lunch together! They even bought the same top from the same person and wore it to the office on the same day. I feel so left out.

And before you say 'it could be ur fault maybe u did something wrong', i didnt do anything other than not pay close attention. Now,i am behaving like a 5yr old whose favourite toy was taken from and given to another kid. Is something wrong with me???

*sad face*

Thursday 22 September 2011

A hard on in the office!

I just saw a guy's hard on sticking out of his trousers - in the office!!! With all these work stress, how can someone still possible think of sex enough for it to form and show through his trousers???
The guy in question has a former female colleague whom he has dated before and he has another female colleague who he is looking to date now. The 2 girls know about each other with the former not finding the recent going-ons funny at all. She is doing what every one does in the face of competition-fight back! She appears to work dressed to kill. The new catch too has percieved the rivalry and is determined not to be out done. She has stepped up her game. So the guy is caught in the cross fire. I wouldnt say i pity him sha, cos you dont go about dating people in the office left, right and centre.
Now he is having a hard on at work. He had to bring out his tucked in shirt to cover his 'shame'. And kept pulling the shirt down. I looked at him well enough for him to know i noticed. If he was white, he would have blushed purple!

Take care guys, gotta go now

Tuesday 20 September 2011

Annoying silly boss!

Just got out of a meeting in which my boss said 'i dont have time,buzzer, i will introduce the meeting. i want u to continue with it and gather the other people's ideas and all the other nonsense you guys have to say'. Can u imagine that? So we now say nonsense,his colleagues say nonsense? Silly man. This man who is so so arrogant, who dosent know how to pull off the funniest joke in the world - no matter what he says, how hard he tries, he just cannot make one laff by the 'funny' things he tries to say. He just dosent have it in him. i wonder how interesting a husband he will be at home. i cant bear to stay with him alone for more than 10mins.

He just dosent have anything interesting to say. Maybe he makes up for his boring attitude with great sex who knows. Anyway, i am out of the meeting and into a pile of work which i have been told i have to deliver before close of business tommorrow. He sure derives joy in putting pressure on other people while he goes back to his office to play with his ipad.

It sha pays to be an oga.

Introducing maself!

Hey, i am buzzer! a girl who loves to say things the very way i feel them. Anytime i have an oppionion, i dont keep it to myself, nah, that aint me. i spit it out, not minding whose ox is gored. You dont like that? Too bad, cos i am here to stay.
Always loved to write, what better way than to run my own personal blog. Here i will share my oppionion with u guys, i will share my daily experiences, my hurts, my pains, my joy, my gains.....................
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